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Nikki can sit, speak, play dead, roll over, shake, jump, and go home but when asked to poop outside...she says, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" We've done everything everyone's said...books and even the vet. I'm a failure. I can't get a dumb dog to poop outside. The WORST part is that she will poop and hide and then when I see her, she won't look at me. When I walk her over to the poop, she looks at it and rolls her eyes back into her head and wears a face (looking away from poop now) that says, "I am going to fake ashamededness but when you turn around I will poop on the floor again because I secretly sit in my kennel and laugh at you while you rant and rave." Any advice to put a halt to that face (and floor poops)? Mom, you're not allowed to answer. I think I know what you'll say, "Whitney, you did the same thing" and so to you I say, "Mom, I wasn't a dog."